When my brother's in the shower...

• -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
• -hears him singing-
• me: will you quit singing?
• brother: what?
• me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
• brother: WOMAN
• brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
• brother: MY BALLS
• brother: AND MY SOUL

ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

(Source: deadybearspicnic, via love-sick-moron)

styleswanky:

i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy

(via s0ci3tys-mess)